So anyway, I dont get sick that much. And if i do end up bed ridden, I'm rarely in a state where I would have to drag my coughing ass to go see a doctor, well thats what I thought untill I found out that !! THERE IS A CALL OUT DOCTOR SERVICE !! Thats right you probably already knew that but fuck you its new to me so let me be excited for a bit. I think I actually pissed myself a little bit (maybe I should call a doctor that will come to my house to determine whether I pissed myself due to a weak bladder or pure excitement)... Just so we dont get our wires crossed, dont you be tripping thinking that I have fallen for using my free home doctor service just yet. My girlfriend is horrid at the moment bouting with a vommiting bug (washes hands), as it is after hours she picks up the phone. long & behold about 30 minutes after a quick call a lovely little asian lady appears at the front door wielding a stethoscope and a notepad. she proceeded to do all those normal doctorly things, pumped my girl with a shot to stop the spewing and she was gone again like it never happened..... maybe im ignorant to the public service, maybe im dumb, maybe im just from beenleigh and we arent privy to the luxury of home doctors but next time im feeling Ill on a tuesday night im gona pick up the phone and call someone who cares.....
p.s. my girlfriend just informed me that she has called out her doctor 8 times in the past 2 years... fucking lazy gold coast yuppies and their mobile care givers!!!
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